A Blast from the Past: "The Route 23 Psalm"

The Lord is my driver.

I shall not panic.

He keepeth me on the road.

He findeth me the bare spots.

He giveth me traction for He is in control.

Yea, though I drive down the glazed, icy road, I will not fear the ditches, for Thou art with me.

Thy salt and Thy sand, they comfort me.

Thou makest a safe track before me in the presence of speeding idiots.

Thou keepeth me calm even when I spilleth my commuting coffee.

Surely safety and traction shall follow me all the way to work -

And I shall drive safely in the presence of the Lord for a really long time.

"Triple AAA"-men.